Atlatl Poetry

Bunny Quest Bunny bunny hopping runny Popping bunny running funny Through the sunny meadow grass... Leaping leaping never creeping Ever keeping rarely sleeping In the sweeping meadow grass... Swinging flinging darts are springing Hearts are singing wild winging Through the clinging meadow grass... Rabbit rabbit trying to stab it Dying to nab it human habit To grab it in the meadow grass... Scared it spared it nearly skewered it Clearly dared it could’ve snared it In the fairlit meadow grass... Beaming gleaming summer steaming Bummer   More...

THE ATLATL PSYCHIC "I can see it clearly... there is no doubt," Said the atlatl psychic to his friend. "You're on a roll... you'll do quite well - Your crappy luck is near an end. "It'll take some magic to counter the curse That Reg Tully placed on you... But I'm sure that you can break it - Here's everything you have to do. "Just shake these rattles and dance about And scream Ooga Booga! to the skies... And it won't hurt   More...

THE ISAC SHAKES I see it on the darkest night, In a dream so full of fright - Nine straight 10's in this round, Number 10 stuck in the ground! I stand - my mind in disbelief None can really share my grief, A voice inside know what to do... I snap that last damn dart in two! The cracking sound is nice to hear Madness now replaced my fear, A crowd surrounds with their concerns - I LAUGH as my atlatl burns! "It's just a dream!"   More...

ATLATL DEMENTIA (THAT'S THE SPEAR-IT!) I was sittin' confused at my 'puter today And decided to write you this story - It's about my atlatl (That rhymes with fat cattle) Which I use to throw darts made of cane... (I don't mean I throw darts usin' cows, 'cuz I don't, Can't say that I have and I probably won't - To throw darts usin' cows sounds a tad bit insane... The results could be sh**ty or gory!) Now to get back on track with my atlatl   More...

SORRY VIRGINIA SORRY VIRGINIA Here's a story to ponder if you use an atlatl When you've had too much eggnog or beer... How one small misdeed can have dire effects That could cancel out Christmas next year. Yes, the one little blunder I made in December Will bring so much grief that it's hard to remember What it was like when my eyes didn't tear. I was snoozing contented after a day of imbibing And my   More...